Monday, June 9, 2008

Canned Tuna

Kate Beckinsale has offered an unusual excuse for her poor performance in the kitchen – she’s too damn good in bed.
The tasty actress has given up on trying to create tantalising culinary treats because she believes people are divided into two groups – those who are geniuses with a whisk and those who are earth-shattering lovers in the sack.

So that must explain why my father dumped my mother. Thanks Kate for clearing that up for me. Anyway, I suck at cooking so if what Kate says is true, that can only mean I’m a champ in bed. You hear that ladies?

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